Its about 6:33 p.m. right now and I have a copy of 'The Jewish Chronicles' on my desk.

Spoiling a chance of having a magazine full of good looking female fashion models, wearing sometimes tight bikinis or more often nothing, I decided to look at this 75 page newspaper to get a glimpse at how things work in a Jewish newspaper.

Other than a Haiku, pretty much everything is either connected to Israel, terrorism, Jewish pride, Nazi/anti-semitic bashing or adverts about donating to charities which are 'Jewish'.

Apparently, avoiding inheritance taxes seem to be the first or maybe the second thought when donating to Jewish children in need or vulnerable people in the border.

The image of an old and frail hand, handing a haiku to a child made me laugh. I thought it was bizarre to laugh at this kind hearted advert.

But, when I saw words such as 'avoid' next to 'inheritance tax' and an image which looks more like a propaganda poster for recruiting ninjas by giving them a ninja stars appeared. I was actually laughing hard.

I view Jewish people as smart but sissy people. They're not usually buff. Frail. But hey, thats how Jews look like. I shouldn't be criticizing them for that. I mean, some call Muslims 'Rag heads' or even think they're the same as Arabs.

Anyway, back to my little comic book.
I've pretty much finished the character profiles. The 'Zero Punctuation' version of Ben "Yzhtaee" Croshaw was quite hard to transform into something standard which could fit my wrist easily, though he looks no different than his Zero Punctuation self, except that he is now a King in his own Kingdom and has to deal with a bunch of idiots and highly aggressive Snakes. Luckily, they're vegetarians (or probably they're more social than those snakes you saw on 'Snakes On A Plane' movie. I just have to make up reasons to avoid goatsee plot holes).

The imps are also make appearances. They're short and cute, but they can be a pain in the butt sometimes for Yahtzee. They're my personal favorite beside the Snakes.

If I had started drawing earlier, maybe I could do a Yahtzee and Nostalgia Critic crossover. If you don't know him, then go to youtube and type in 'The nostalgia critic' or watch one of his 'five second' movies...now.

Now that I'm [almost] finished with the profiles, I can work on the modeling. I'm not really hyped since I'm too laid back. If the comic turned out to be the lamest shit ever seen on planet earth(like most stuff of DA), then don't sue me.

And thats my journal for today.

11:05 a.m.

Tuesday

Mudkip's ugly face is on my formerly empty avatar space. It reminds me of those dreadful times I watched that half assed Pokemon series in Turkish. God, I hated it. Team Racket, the theme song, pikachu...well, not pikachu. I used to think he was cute because he sounded cute. I haven't seen much of him leately.

Any way, I managed to do some front views on my Sneeky and Snooky designs. They'll come in handy where I would be using the reporter character and the news people. Might come in handy in some other areas as well.

Don't know why my english is broken today. Might be becuse of my recent sleeping regime.